It's FUCK and I'm still FUCK

Have you ever:

Kissed a boy?
Yes

Kissed a girl?
No

Dated a boy?
No

Dated a girl?
No

Broken the law?
Yea, a little XD

Drunk underage?
Yupppp

Used a fake i.d.?
Not irl, but url yes

Smoked?
Umm.. kinda..? Not a real cigarette tho but lol

Done any drugs?
Nope!

Taken a pregnancy test?
Nope

Taken a test for STI's?
No

Had a rebound relationship?
No

Performed sexual acts with someone you don't know?
No xD ...

Stolen from a shop?
yes... hehe

Been the "bad" one in a breakup?
lol no xD

Have a crush?
Yes and it sucks

Have a significant other?
ummmm

Feel guilty about something? 
Yes, about many things lol

Know what you want to be when you're older?
Ugh I have so many things I wanna be... But I guess I'll end up being a teacher or a pharmacist

Have any big secrets?
What counts as a big secret

Who was your first kiss? (And what was it like?) 
My cousin lol BUT WE WERE KIDS :--))))

What is your single greatest fear?
Losing the people I love

What keeps you awake at night?
EvilSonikku 

What is your worst ever memory? (Most embarrassing/terrifying?)
OH THERE'S MANY I CAN'T CHOSE 

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BOLD WHICH ONES APPLY:

Your name begins with a letter A through J.
You don’t mind needles or getting shots. (why are ppl so afraid of them D: ? Just relax, it won't hurt then!!)
Your favorite color is blue, purple, or green. 
You’re an Atheist. (I'm an agnostic.)
Your natural hair color is blonde.
You've considered joining the military.
Your best friend is taller than you. (Uhh.. I don't kinda have a best friend, but my loves' r shorter than me but irl bffs r taller so ?)
You wear makeup daily. (wtf no?)
You hate music. (??????????)
You watched Dragon Tales when you were growing up. 
You have Satellite television. 
You own at least 3 items from Forever 21. (?? No what is that)
You’ve broken a bone. 
Yuh h@+3 w3n ppl uze inc0rr3c+ gr@. (I do it also lol)
That was difficult for you to decipher. (Nope)
You live on the West Coast. (Oh I wish- oh wait Turku?!?!)
You’ve attended a wedding. (I CATCHED THE BOUGUET NOW WHERE'S MY HUSBANDWIFE ?!?!)
You have anti-social moments. 
At one point today, you wanted to punch somebody in the face. 
It’s after 3pm where you are. 
You hate Mondays.
You have a Facebook. 
You play/played more then one sport. (PLAYED! PLAYED! FGS NO ANYMORE)
You’re afraid of heights. 
You don’t like Obama. 
You’ve been in the newspaper.
You wanted to be a princess when you were little. (Nope)
You donate to charity whenever you can. 
You have a Bzoink account. 
You have no regrets. (?:'D)
You use plastic bags at the grocery store. (Depends on how much I buy stuff)
You love shopping. (Actually no)
You can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke. 
You have/had a teacher that you wanted to curb stomp. (No I'm not that evil but :'D I can just hit them with a plate but THAT STILL SOUNDS SO EVIL I CANT NOOOO I FEEL GUILTY NOW ;_; SORRY)
You have a friend that tries to shove their religion down your throat. (Thank god my friends let me be what I am)
You’ve gone camping.
You cut your own hair.
You’re the palest out of your group of friends. (Oh no no)
You hate being lazy. 
You eat too much. 
You love fast food. 
You’ve been to the beach. 
You know somebody who’s died within the past 5 months. 
You’ve had an MRI. 
You still watch the Disney Channel. 
You’re guilty of enjoying the show Jersey Shore. 
You’ve been to Disneyland or Six Flags.
You’ve never been in an airplane.
There are no candles in your bedroom. 
You knew somebody involved in 9/11. 
You have ADD. 
You enjoy reading. 
Your favorite holiday is Halloween. (Lol nope)
You are well known in your community. 
You are listening to music while taking this.

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General Questions:

1. Did you wake up cranky?
Y  EE SS

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Yes!!

3. Do you prefer to be friends with boys or girls?
Wtf Like there's only two genders now ?? 

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Yes??? It's kinda lovely 

5. Can you commit to one person?
Yes I guess.. ..? 

6. How do you look right now?
Ugly as always. 

7. What exactly are you wearing?
I have only a towel - come and get me

8. How often do you listen to music?
Every day! On trips to school/home and when I'm alone

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Sweats when I'm at home, jeans in public 

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically soon?
No ...?

11. Are you a social or antisocial person?
A social for sure o3o

12. If the person you like says that they like someone else, what would you do?
Fuck I don't even want to answer to this, i feel so bad Dx I'm a horrible person bc ffs everyone I have a crush on like someone else than me. Fuck me. 

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
NO LOL :--''DDDDDD CAN T YOU SM ELL MY TEARS ?!

14. Can you drive stick?
-

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
I fucking do and that sucks :/ I wouldn't want to but I do care a lot about it. 

16. Are you going out of town soon?
Umm no. 

17. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday

18. Have you ever liked someone you haven't expected to?
Yes and that kinda helped me to figure out my sexual orientation. Surprise! I'm a bisexual bitch. 

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
Umm... I'd love to have brighter eyes but .. No, I wouldn't change the color.

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Go to the café with my two friends. 

21. Name something you dislike about today.

22. Have you ever liked one of your friends of the opposite sex?
WTF?! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

23. Are you nice to everyone?
I try to be, but I've noticed I have been more rude lately

24. What are you sitting on right now?
Your face.

25. Can you last in a relationship for six months without cheating?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
Ofc and I still want.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before going to bed last night?
EvilSonikku surprise!

28. Do you get a lot of colds?
No, but atm I'm having a cold. 

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
A L M O S T (BUT THEY DIDNT YAY)

30. Does anyone hate you?
I GUESS ONE PERSON DOES :-D 

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
fug u

32. Do you like scary movies?
Ummmmmmmmmmm It depends on a movie, if it's like.. zombies and everything, then no, but scary movies that include psychological threat, THEN YESS

33. Are you a jealous person?
H E L L   Y E S 

34. If you had to delete a year of your life, what would it be?
I won't actually delete anything. I mean, I've had bad times and stuff, but in every year, there has been something good I don't want to forget, so.. Hmp but .. ghr maybe 2013. 

35. Do you have a favorite saying?
Jag måste gå nu. 

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GUILTY OR INNOCENT:

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent

7. Kissed a picture? 
Guilt looooooooooooool

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty oh god

10. Held a snake?
Innocent I WOULD LIKE TO

11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent

13. Stolen something?
Guilty

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

15. Done something you regret? 
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
GUILTY AND IT HURT XD

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? 
Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top? 
Guilty

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked? 
Guilty 

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

27. Been in a band?
Guilty

28. Shot a gun?
Guilty

29. Donated Blood? 
Innocent

30. Eaten alligator meat? 
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty I think it's kinda obvious now

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guiltyyyyyy

35. Been too honest?
Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Guilty xD But hey why not?

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty Lol FACEBOOK DRAMA 2011 !! !! 

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
like oh my god what a crime to commit

40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
NahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhInnocenthhhhhhhhh

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Nooppee

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocenttt

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
WELL Not totally drunk but lol? I was a bit drunk and had an english essay writtening the next morning lol

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Guilty oh my god he was so nice

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Innocent

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty I guess we all have

49. Thought about murder?
Guilty 

50. How about Mass Murder?
Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Guilty

52. Stalked someone?
Guilty

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Wasn't this like the first question??